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Courtney Vail: Bio

Welcome to my blog, Courtney!

From her website:

I’m a wife, a mom, an artist, a sports addict, a freak, a geek, a practical joker, a thrill seeker and most importantly, a child of the Most High God.

Aside from freakish, I’m also creative, kinda shy, easygoing, wicked funny, adventure-seeking, competitive, sporty, goal-oriented, and I’m more tomboy than priss. I know tomboyishness knocks off like twenty sex appeal points, right above mangled teeth I think, but lucky for me my husband loves it, most days, when I’m not flipping him over my shoulder or proving him wrong in sports chat. haha.

I love outdoorsy activities, hiking with llamas, speed golf, 1960’s Mustangs, NOT shopping, running for my life, frogs, chocolate, shooting pool, playing games, rollerskating–what. It’s fun–amusement parks, cooking, breaking into spontaneous dance–frolicking really: usually ballet when I’m on the phone or something–not that I’m very good, but it’s fun and freakish, and I’m all about that–watching standup and sports.

My husband and kids are thankfully freakish too. We’re always making each other laugh. My young brood consists of two happy, noble lads in the Autistic Spectrum and a lass who’s pretty sure she’s a real princess.

What kind of freak am I??? Good question. Well, after committing a federal offense at age five by stealing mail from all the neighbors for a true round of post office with two boys–um, who are not named Todd and Brian–I decided to jump off the crime train and put my creativity to better use through writing. My first efforts were lame, mostly chicken scratchings on paper really, with sure traces of bubblegum or chocolate, but hopefully I’ve learned to make more sense with pens, paint and crayons.

I’m pretty sure the people at Liberty University had no clue about my criminal past, ’cause I amazingly hold a degree in Journalism Advertising from there that I didn’t even have to steal. I also possess a sick sense of humor, and, for some tormenting reason, all the skinny jeans I’ll never wear again.

My stories are also freakish and quirky like me. 
I’m a wife, a mom, an artist, a sports addict, a freak, a geek, a practical joker, a thrill seeker and most importantly, a child of the Most High God.

Connect to Courtney here:

Facebook http://facebook.com/kingsandqueensnovel
Twitter  http://twitter.com/cvwriter

Website: http://courtneyvail.com/

Come back tomorrow for my interview with Courtney Vail.

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